Thursday

6. Gotta love those courses



5. Question of time

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8726777/Care-homes-cases-quadruple-month-4-5million-vulnerable-people-asked-isolate.html

4.  Save our Statues

3.  More Cv fun

COVID19 PCR Tests are Scientifically Meaningless

2.  Just hope the Donald is protecting her

1. I suspect this was from a young lady

# You! Off my planet!
# Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
# And your crybaby whiny-hiney opinion would be…?
# Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.
# Do they ever shut up on your planet?
# I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
# I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
# I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
# I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
# You say I’m a witch like it’s a bad thing.
# Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
# Chaos, panic & disorder — my work here is done.
# Earth is full. Go home.
# Is it time for your medication or mine?
# Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
# How do I set the laser printer to stun?
# When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
# Everyone thinks I’m psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
# Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

[H/T Chuckles and haiku where applicable]

4 comments for “Thursday

  1. The Underdoug
    September 17, 2020 at 08:28

    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    Substitute the word aftershave for perfume and I can picture a former boss of mine. He had a toilet in his office and sometimes would exit mid-meeting for a comfort break to use said loo. And then return and continue as if nothing had happened. Surprisingly silent when in use (although you could hear the flush afterwards). Don’t remember the loo having it’s own washbasin to sort out one’s hands afterwards. One learned never to take anything proffered by said boss. Mercifully, he wasn’t the tactile type.

  2. Distant Relaative
    September 17, 2020 at 10:35

    Tucker Carlson with guest Darren Beattie who reveals the coup playbook of the Dims. Names the chap leading the charge from Obummer’s admin.

    “Color Revolutions & The Plot To Oust President Trump”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUxilJznKyY [less than 5 mins]

    • September 17, 2020 at 13:56

      Yes, have posted on it but good again.

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